St. Vrain Swamp Monsters
All work and no derby make Angry Topaz something something! She spent her formative derby years skating for a bi-traktual league. Absolutely falling in love with those wheeled shoes. Makes most decisions based off of what food is located near by. And otherwise is just enjoying the ability to skate with friends.
I like: Sugar, caffeine, photos of pets
I don’t like: Onions, inability to time travel, people who are mean to animals
Cassket of Bunnies
Hoping to play in the geriatric derby league in 20 years. I love this community and I’m so grateful to be a part of it! Our Juniors are phenomenal humans and I’m excited to see the next generation of derby. I’m proud to run for Sweatiest member of the league, and win!
I like: Dogs, our sponsors, ginger ale clif blocks
I don’t like: Elbows, geese, cold toes
With the extra energy of a 10 year old boy and a world of pent up aggression inside my body, what else was I supposed to do except roller derby? The St. Vrain Swamp Monsters are my fellow sweaty monsters, distracting you with our deadly flying drops of salty sweat. Drip drop, here come the Swamp Monsters…
Positions: Blocker, Jammer
I like: Outside. Ice cream. Sister Act 2.
I don’t like: Chocolate. Slow walkers.
Fleur de Beast
A New Orleans native and a proud member of the Derby Over 40 club. When out of her skate gear, Fleur writes fantasy, science fiction, and horror fiction and poetry under the name Nicole J. LeBoeuf. She lives in Boulder with her spouse, Coach Papa Whiskey, and their adorably criminal rabbit Holland.
I like: Cooking, fiber crafts, anchovies
I don’t like: Make-up, high heels, cilantro
Fruitsnacks’ career started with roller skating at a roller disco with the local roller derby league in 2010. She was addicted immediately and played for 5 years at Queen City Roller Derby in Buffalo, NY. Then she briefly played in Boston, MA before hanging up the skates “for good”. During 2020, she went out trail skating weekly and it reignited her passion for skating which lead her to Boulder County Roller Derby and she couldn’t be happier!
Positions: Blocker, Pivot, Jammer
I like: Puppies, turtles, cheesecake
I don’t like: Peas, mean people, temperatures above 80 degrees
Jude E Boom
I’ve been skating since 2013! I was in sports growing up, but never really found the thing I loved. I joined derby to get more exercise and because I thought the “derby girl” image seemed cool. But derby has been so much more. I’ve gotten to skate in lots of different places in the US, and met the best people both on and off skates. Derby changed my life, and I wouldn’t change a thing!
I like: Crafting, reading, lifting weights
I don’t like: Plow stops, seafood, cleaning
The Rolling Bones
I like: Avocado, onions, cheese
I don’t like: Pickles, mustard, olives